March 22nd, 2010 by Weber
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Never mind how I did it, but I managed to talk the Food & Beverage Manager over at the Hilton Chicago Indian Lakes Resort into letting me redesign all their kids’ menus. The gig also includes special event menus and activity sheets, like this one for Easter. Print and enjoy!
(This goofy blog program won’t let me upload the other, super-awesome kids’ menu for Masters Clubhouse, the hotel’s breakfast and lunch restaurant. Something about 2MB is too much. !???! Time to dump this set-up for something else. Until that happens, I’ll figure out a way to post the other menu.)
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March 22nd, 2010 by Weber
Well, I’m back. Again. Almost four months without a post and I don’t feel the least bit guilty. I’ve been busy — crazy busy — working on stories, art, and the biggest project of all: trying to be a good dad.
But, like I said, I’m back. At least for a while.
Webmaster Mike and I will be revamping this site later in the year. Meanwhile, I’ll be posting some of the goods I’ve been working on for your entertainment, edification, and amusement.
Thanks for staying tuned.
bjw
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December 4th, 2009 by Weber
As anyone who reads this (IF anyone still reads this) knows, I don’t usually jump into discussions on environmental issues or politics, at least not here. But the science part of my brain couldn’t leave this alone.
Just caught a news story about Tesla Motors new +$128K roadster: “faster than a Ferrari and with zero emissions.” Nice design, looks fun to drive — and it makes that winding-dynamo buzz, so it really does sound like the future.
But here’s something I’ve been wondering for a while:
All this talk of “zero emissions” is great, but what about the emissions from the electric plants burning coal or running nuke power to juice those cars? How much more in the way of emissions will be coming out on the front end? I never hear the greenies talking about that, do you?
Has anyone read anything about the expected increases in overall power plant emissions due to ever-higher demand for electricity?
Yeah, yeah, there’s all kind of talk from people promoting solar (a pipe dream for now) or wind (too much opposition from people who think the turbine farms are ugly or that the blades kill birds) or wanting to burn high-density grasses to fuel power plants (easily renewable resource, good for the environment, etc.). Again, sounds great, very forward-thinking, etc.
(But first someone has to get the coal and oil interests to let go the free-flowing, government-subsidized teats of their respective cash cows. For the chances of that happening, see my aside re:solar power.)
So, if we’re really planning to burn grass for power, will we then be trucking those hundreds of millions of yard waste bags full of sticks, leaves, and clippings to the plants as well? If not, why not? It’s a better alternative than the landfills.
Anyway, just wondering.
Because unless we do go with solar or wind (or tidal or geothermal, which are even longer-shots than the first two), we have to burn something to power the turbines that generate electricity. That’s just how it all works. It seems like it’s just a question of what gets torched in order to power all our stuff.
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March 3rd, 2009 by Weber
Can’t wait for this to hit the doorstep. Here’s the product description straight from the Amazon page:
“Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” features the original text of Jane Austen’s beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action.
Originally slated for a mid-year release, the pub date was moved up to April 2009 after P&P&Z became an Internet darling while being displayed at the New York Comic Con.
According to Quirk Book‘s official press release:
Interview requests for the living author, Seth Grahame-Smith, have been pouring in along with requests for review copies. The Zombie Readiness Brigade from the University of Chicago even emailed to ask if Seth would visit and speak to their group. Jane Austen remains unavailable for media.
GalleyCat has a nice minute-thirty video of editor Jason Rekulak talking about the buzz.
YOU GO NOW!
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March 3rd, 2009 by Weber
Over at LinkedIn‘s Illustrati group, a gentleman by the name of Christopher Panzner was asking for feedback on his new animation process. Basically, it takes rotoscoping (drawing over live-action performances) to a new level. The first feature getting the Re:Naissance treatment is none other than Romero’s original Night Of The Living Dead.
From Mr. Panzner’s Wikipedia entry: “For the first time ever in the 100-year history of animation, Re:Naissance is inverting the adaptation process by taking existing live-action films and faithfully reproducing them in animation, in a totally original graphic style unique to each film.”
While there’s no solid data on a release date, the Eye For Film site has a nice feature on it.
There are also some examples of the process on good ol’ YouTube. Well worth a look.
Enjoy!
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February 26th, 2009 by Weber
Good news! Some new fiction by yours truly!
I just posted a short story over at ZombieFriends.com — “Maxfield Perish: Zombie Fighter”
There were some technical difficulties creating a link directly to the story. That appears to be fixed, but in case you’re having issues, just click the Zomibe Friends link to get to the site. On their index banner, click FORUM, then scroll down to DO IT YOURSELF and hit WRITERS WORKSHOP. My story should be near the top under the user name Fagein Sarks.
*** special No Prize to the first person who replies with the correct origin of my zombie name! ***
WARNING: This story lives up to the site’s tag line: “Startling Stories for All Ages.”
Startling? Oh, yeah.
For All Ages? Not this time.
Just so you know, this ain’t for the kiddies. Or the squeamish, faint of heart, people with lower back problems, or pregnant women. Or kids. Did I mention that already? Definitely not for kids. If it was, I’d've posted it here in all it’s gory glory.
Read. Comment. Repeat.
Enjoy!
bjw
P.S. — the Zombie Friends engine appears to edit out all the swear words, so you’ll have to kind of Mad-Lib it when you see a series of asterisks. Sorry.
(UPDATE 06 FEB 0212: Looks like the ZombieFriends site is suffering from some kind of personality disorder. The last few times I’ve been there to check the story’s stats, the FORUM has been unavailable and the site just hangs trying to load. So forget it. If you want to read, or re-read the story, you can get the .pdf from the STORIES tab or just click here. )
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February 15th, 2009 by Weber
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Four in all, and free for you! These happy images of hearts and flowers will look great on just about any computer screen.
Originally done for Valentine’s day by Kidzilla (with some technical assistance from yours truly), these were emailed to The Wife and Grandparents, though her holiday sentiments (and signature) have been removed for your viewing pleasure.
To get yours, click the link below each thumbnail, then right-click and save the full-size image.
Enjoy!
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November 19th, 2008 by Weber
The Savannah College of Art and Design has taken the time and trouble to do something no one has previously attempted: adapting original Twilight Zone scripts to comics.
While there have been a number of earlier comic book incarnations of the seminal TV show, none could be considered faithful translations of Rod Serling’s screenplays. Many of The Twilight Zone episodes themselves are missing elements that didn’t make it from the page to the small screen –– lines, scenes, or characters edited or eliminated for running time or budget, or their provocative nature possibly troubling the sponsors and viewers.
These missing pieces –– the excised, the overlooked, the unexplored –– were what SCAD Professor of Sequential Art Mark Kneece (Hellraiser, Batman:Legends of the Dark Knight) found in each show’s original screenplay. From these pieces, Kneece et al were able to construct a “director’s cut” of the eight episodes selected for this graphic novel series.
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November 7th, 2008 by Weber
Special thanks to Webmaster MIKE for helping me reset the filters on my email account, thus reducing my daily spam intake from 300+ down to a manageable 60-ish.
Most of it was junk — the usual trolling for suckers interested in Canadian pharmaceuticals, Russian mail-order brides, on-line casinos, Rolex knock-offs and virus-laced software.
Found deep within the trash was this little gem from somebody calling himself “Young Ostaba”. There’s no way to know what he was trying to sell as Firefox blocked the image that had all the pertinent information.
What was left was this weird and almost lyrical jib-jab. While the non-sentences and mis-matched fragments tell no story they appear, somehow, to create meaning. Or maybe it’s the human brain trying to overlay meaning on something that has none.
Either way, it’s interesting. Best read aloud and with conviction, especially in front of some co-workers.
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May 21st, 2008 by Weber
Three more pages added to the FREE! DOWNLOADABLE! PRINTABLE! coloring book.
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matchup-sports-web.jpg
twins-robots-web.jpg
(Having some technical difficulty with the thumbnail function. Until that’s corrected, click the file names to view, right-click to ‘SAVE IMAGE AS . . .’ and print from there.)
This is shaping-up quite nicely.
As with the rest of it, these new pages are protected through Creative Commons. (See the bottom of his post for details)
Looking for the whole coloring book? Click Here To Download. (1.507MB)
Suggestions on drawings or activity pages? Mazes, match-ups, or word finds? Post them below or send ‘em via email at the address noted on the ABOUT page.
ENJOY!
Grace’s Coloring Book by Bradley Weber is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Based on a work at www.juniormadscientist.com.
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