Junior Mad Scientist – Lab Notes

The Amazing Coincidence of Solomon Kane

October 2nd, 2007 by Weber


Last night before bed and this morning at breakfast, I was reading the 2004 Del Rey edition of The Savage Tales Of Solomon Kane, wondering why someone hasn’t put the sword-wielding Puritan on the big screen.

(The title character of Steven Sommers’ 2004 crapfest Van Helsing seemed to have been modeled after Kane (Slouch hat? Check. Sword? Check. Religious background? Check. Dark, flashing eyes and surly attitude? Double-check.), but it was a very poor job and not worthy of the comparison.)

Then I find this tidbit at Dark Horizons:

James Purefoy (HBO’s “Rome”) has been cast as the titular puritan swordsman in Davis Films “Solomon Kane,” based on the stories of Robert E. Howard (“Conan the Barbarian”).

Kane is a 16th century soldier who learns that his brutal and cruel actions have damned him but is determined to redeem himself by living peaceably.

But he finds himself dragged out of retirement for a fight against evil. The first in a planned series of three movies, Michael J. Bassett (“Deathwatch”) will direct from his own script.

Shooting begins later this year.

Well, how about that. Coincidence or conspiracy? You decide.

As for the Solomon Kane movie, I’ll probably catch it. He’s a good character with lots of cinematic potential. I’m surprised he hasn’t been made into an HBO or Showtime series.

Here’s hoping the director can do Kane justice. I can’t say I’ve seen any of Bassett’s work. His 2002 film Deathwatch has just been moved to the top of my Netflix queue.

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“Where’s the Beef?”

September 10th, 2007 by Weber

JMS pal and Fine Arts Guild brother, Mystic Mark wants to know, “Brad where is the update?”

Good question. Here’s the long answer:

This past weekend was set aside for my monthly attempt at a 24-Hour comic. As this issue was going to be done virtually — totally rendered in the computer — one would have expected 24 staggering pages of storytelling genius posted today for your reading pleasure.


Don’t get me wrong: the September edition is indeed a great comic, or will be when it’s done.

Stay with me here.
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Press. Press. Pull.

August 3rd, 2007 by Weber

Thanks to world-renowned blogger Wayne Beamer for some nice virtual ink on today’s Comics Alliance boards.

7. My pal, Brad Weber, has posted some very entertaining +/- 24-hour comics at Junior Mad Scientist.com. The best of the bunch — The Pancake Tree — begs to be read by a larger audience.

What will it take for some smart publisher out there to figure this out?

Click over to read more of Wayne’s work and the the final assessment of his San Diego adventure in, “Things I Learned At Comic-Con”.

And if you haven’t yet read The Pancake Tree — or any of my other 24-Hour Comics — what’s stopping you? YOU GO NOW!

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Just Getting Warmed Up

April 6th, 2007 by Weber

And now, the news.

I had wanted to start this blog with a piece I’d written while a columnist for the Illinois State University Daily Vidette. Actually, “A Practical Guide To Graffiti Etiquette” is the piece that got me the job.

Please keep in mind, this was 1994, the early days of the public “Inter-Net” and e-mail was still a novelty, at least for me. There might be things that date the piece, but the sage advice shall weather the ages.

Brad Weber

As popular and efficient as electronic mail and computer bulletin boards are, there still exists a low-tech communications network that most of us encounter at least once a day: Bathroom graffiti.

Unless a reader is looking “for a good time,” this ubiquitous “b-mail” is not much in the way of an informational system. Racial slurs, sexual preference epithets, Greek letters and gang symbols hardly qualify as useful gems of knowledge that need to be shared or kept.

Writing on the walls seems to be a way for the graffitist to keep him or herself occupied until he or she emerges from the rest room, presumably rested. My advice to ISU graffitists: Take a book in with you. Better yet, take a copy of “The Daily Vidette” and stay informed

If you find yourself overwhelmed, if you simply must scribble graffito on the painted metal walls that oh-so-briefly surround you, follow these few simple rules of graffiti etiquette.

1. Use good penmanship.
A graffitist must take pride in his or her work. If a graffitist can’t be bothered to write legibly, why should anyone take the time to decipher what is written? Remember graffitists, your audience remains captive for only so long. If there happen to be other, more clearly written graffiti on the wall, your messy one will be overlooked and your message ignored.

2. Check your spelling.
People reading b-mail already think graffitists are inept morons, don’t compound your image with bad spelling. Pick up a pocket dictionary or try making flash cards for your most frequently misspelled words and have your friends test you on them. If this is still too complicated, bring a corrected version of the message into the stall and copy it from the page to the wall.

3. Write in a straight line.

4. Try to write at eye level.
Once again graffitists, remember your audience. Don’t make the reader contort him or herself for your message.

5. Avoid slurs against and stereotypes of races, religions and sexual preference.
If as a graffitist you like to write in this genre of b-mail, be sure to sign your name so interested readers can track you down and personally show their appreciation for your work.

6. Number and date the entry.
One graffito can promote many responses. These responses often prompt others to take pen and comment on the comments. To prevent the order from becoming jumbled, confused, and difficult for the reader to follow, preface your graffito with “In response to the No.3 comment . . .,” and then write on.

Although arrows are an effective way to direct a comment to a particular graffito, they are messy and cover up what other people have to say.

7. Don’t skimp with language.
Use it to your advantage; say what you mean. The thing that differentiates good graffiti from bad is word choice. You might as well buy a thesaurus when you pick up that dictionary.

8. Don’t use foul language.
Unless there is a valid reason for it, keep perversion and profanity out of your graffiti. It only serves to diminish your work.Try replacing the hackneyed obscenity with a simile, metaphor or a description. Be sure to look up the definitions of “simile” and “metaphor” after you buy your new dictionary.

I know this is a lot of hard work, but for one graffitio to be noticed in a sea of scrawls and slander, it is going to have to be exceptional in every way.

9. If you must draw, stay away from nudes.
Even the most tastefully done picture of a naked body can cause a great deal of controversy. Landscapes are nice. A bowl of fruit is always a crowd pleaser.

10. Try something new.
Rather than scratch the usual libelous remark, jot off a favorite recipe, recommend a good book, pose an ethical dilemma, copy a few verses of poetry on the wall.

Culture is so hard to come by, especially on a college campus. Surely the suggestions made by graffitists can expand each reader’s cultural horizons.

Whether b-mailing, scratching desks or spray painting buildings and overpasses, graffitists would do well to note that these are still acts of vandalism.

According to Sgt. Wood of the Normal P.D, the official charge is listed as “Criminal Defacement of Property.”

If the damage is less than $300, graffitists will be charged with a Class A misdemeanor, which carries up to a $1000 fine and/or up to one year in jail.

Any damage over $300 is automatically considered a felony. Fines and jail time are proportional to the amount of damage

Should any of you get caught in the act, remember the rules of etiquette apply to jail house graffiti, too.

And don’t forget to look up “libelous.”

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Blast Off

April 1st, 2007 by Weber

Greetings, all, and welcome to the site.

Today marks the official launch of the Junior Mad Scientist. Astounding, I know: I wasn’t sure it’d ever happen, either.

Before this goes any further, I need to send a loud and hardy HUZZAH!
to Mike Rende — Web designer and search engine optimizer extraordinaire — for the master craftsmanship that went into the Junior Mad Scientist homepage. State of the Art and a thing of beauty, the JMS site is Mike’s way of helping me release my stories and art out on an unsuspecting world. Thanks, Mike.

Not that you’d know it, but this is actually JMS ver 2.0.

I’ve been paying for this URL since 1998. Around 2003, Mike was nice enough to design and build a great-looking blog, the code for which was left to rot until earlier this year. Then, in late February, just as I was ready to push this thing off its virtual cinder blocks, I deleted the whole site! EVERYTHING! 404‘d by my own hand. (What a maroon.)

So, once Mike found out I was serious about getting a digital life, he went ahead and did the redesign and, man, it looks great.

I’m sure you’ll find something to enjoy: art, stories, comics, essays, and the occasional rage-induced rant (though I’m hoping to keep those to a minimum). There’ll be plenty here for everybody, so stop back and poke around at least once a week. I should have things cleaned-up and in sensible order sometime in the next decade. Yes, that includes the formatting.

For now, the posting schedule for essays and articles will be late Thursday nights, that way you’ll have fresh and thought-provoking JMS content for Friday morning. I’ll be adding chunks of art, link updates, and other goodies as I can, usually a couple of times a week. This includes Noble Failure, my monthly attempt at a 24-Hour Comic. More on that later.

If you like what you find, or even if you don’t, goahead’n forward the link to everybody in your address book. And be sure to email me at bweber@juniormadscientist.com with comments or suggestions.

Over and out.

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